Ok here's something that I thought would be fun to do at Sarah Palin's book signings. Sing a Sarah Palin version of Santa Clause is comin' to town. I can't take credit for this entire variation, I got the idea from an interview I saw that has since been removed, or I just can't find it anymore because I didn't save the link. I entire idea of Sarah Palin is comin' to town isn't mine along with the second verse, for those who don't understand music lingo, the second paragraph. All the rest is mine.

SARAH PALIN IS COMIN' TO TOWN

You liberals better watch out,

You better not cry,

Better not pout,

I'm telling you why;

Sarah Palin is comin' to town

She's written a book,

And signing it twice;

Gonna find out,

Who's naughty or nice.

Sarah Palin is comin' to town.

She hears you when you speaking.

She knows when you're up to date.

She knows if you've been bad or good,

So be good for goodness sake.

Oh, you liberals better watch out!

You better not cry.

Better not pout,

I'm telling you why;

Sarah Palin is comin' to town

Sarah Palin is comin' to town

Sarah Palin is comin' to town.